Confessions of a doll

Broke out a bit, i heard great things about this product so im going to buy these two tomorrow (:

You done did it now. 

They couldnt have picked better people for these roles.

Hate when this happens to me. LOL

-Shallow Hal, Classic. 

Cher Horowitz: So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so. 

Scotch tape

The pros swear by the sticky stuff for picking up loose glitter or eyeshadow that has fallen onto the skin. New York City-based makeup artist Erica Whelan has also used tape as a guide to create perfectly symmetrical cat-eyes: Place the tape just below where your liner will extend out from your lid. Then draw the line. Just don’t forget to peel off the tape when you’re done—not a good look!

Mini-whisk

There’s no use crying over a broken bronzer (or any other pressed powder). San Francisco-based makeup artist Emily Kate Warren whips out a small whisk—meant for mixing salad dressings—and uses it to mash up the crumbles into fine (reusable) loose powder.

Micro-fiber clothes

They’re not just awesome at drying the dishes. New York City-based makeup artist Jim Crawford uses these super-absorbent towels to soak up shine and sweat from models’ faces.

Orange stick

The wooden stick is designed to push back cuticles, but it’s also Warren’s go-to tool for scraping out the very last bit of product left in a tube. Let no lipstick go to waste.

No. 2 pencil

Another oldie-but-goodie: Using a pencil to determine where your brows should start and stop. But Crawford takes it one step further by using the pencil to lightly fill-in sparse brows. It’s a neutral shade that works on everyone. Who knew?

Toothpick

For hard-to-cover blemishes, celebrity makeup artist Nick Barose applies concealer with a toothpick. The point-y tip is more precise than a brush. Just be careful not to pop your zit—eww!

Spoon

To get a crimp-free lash curl, some pros skip the traditional eyelash curler and reach for a teaspoon. Try it: Holding the spoon so the convex side is facing your eye, place the bottom edge of the spoon against the base of your lashes. Then, using your thumb, gently press a section of lashes against the edge. Hold for a few seconds, release, and repeat until you’ve curled the entire lash line.

Ned Flanders: [looking for Homer] Well, as the tree said to the lumberjack, “I’m stumped.” 
Selma: Huh. It’s like he just disappeared into fat air. 
[she and Patty laugh] 

-Funniest show. 

Oreos

Had a craving to eat these for about a week..then yesterday, out of nowhere my mom got some. Take that taste buds.

When it comes to hair straightening, curling, scrunching and teasing hair always looks good but my opinion on the sexiest hair style would have to be the “Just got out of bed” look Whether its up or down. Real beauty is natural beauty.

Viva Glam Gaga lipstick has got to be the prettiest semi nude pink shade ever, Love how this looks on her. 

You are just too beautiful, Katy Perry.